loser

mcdonalds addict & cat lover. tea adorer. original rump shaker. nugget cult leader.

instagam- @what_if_i_actually

  • American People: muslim countries are so awful to women they need to treat them better
  • American People: Women ask to get raped
  • American People: Girls need to cover themselves they're a distraction to boys
  • American People: Women shouldn't be able to get abortions
  • American People: Why should women get birth control they shouldn't have sex anyway
  • American People: We have such great equality God bless

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

(via i-just-wanna-laugh-bro)

  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you