loser

mcdonalds addict & cat lover. tea adorer. original rump shaker.

coolscar:

"ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like"

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(via gnarly)

Anonymous asked: Your ass is grass

burgertv:

I am tired of people taking their dogs for a walk on my ass, they don’t even pick up their poop

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source: phiones, via asian)

seedy:

how do people even deal with stress because all i do is lie on the floor in a foetal position and cry

(via tabortrillion)